“You’re not just eating. You’re participating in the culinary evolution of mankind.” — Chef Elon, while tweeting mid-flip.
Who’s the head chef?
Elon “lemme cook” Musk
He launches rockets, but also your taste experience. He flips crypto... and now, flips burgers. He once said: “I know nothing about food service, but I have Twitter.”
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Please do not insert your burger into the charging port.
Yes. someone did.
Yes. we called the authorities.
This isn’t just a diner.it’s the galaxy’s drippiest charging station + interstellar meme café.so next time your battery’s low,don’t bite a protein bar — bite the future.
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